Stephen Colbert

Alicia Keys "Empire State Of Mind II" Live on Cobert Report



 

Alicia looks GOOD sitting at that piano. Colbert looks HILARIOUS as he drops a verse in the middle of the performance! 

 

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along:

    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I love New York, King of all the Cities
    Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies
    Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki
    Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis

    Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated
    My shorties are all private school educated
    Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
    Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma

     

    Still hit the city, Times Square, keep it real
    Hard Rock Cafe for the appetizer deal
    M&M Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
    I own this town from 41st to 47th

     

    Take you to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
    Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
    I can get home really fast, driver rocks an E-Z Pass
    Land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class
     

     

     

     

 

Stephen Colbert vs. Kanye West - ROUND 2




Colbert wins!

Really, really funny.

Stephen Colbert vs Kanye West

Stephen Colbert vs. Kanye West


Stephen Colbert goes at Kanye. This shit is pretty funny. Colbert kind of ether's him with this line - "Sir, you're not the voice of this generation, of this decade, with all the auto-tuning on your record, you're barely the voice of your own album." Hahaha, THAT was funny. 

Here is Kanye's response. EDIT: this actually a Kanye impostor

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